Stupid tailgators

I'm getting proper sick of little boys in there seat ibizas Ford focuses and shitty skoda fabias thinking that they have the right to drive five mm away from my rear bumper. Why on earth do they think they have the right to do that. I'm getting a flamer kit fitted and I'm going to burn their front bumpers off that will teach the little muppets. I had one guy in an ibiza the other day trying it on so I dropped it into 3rd and left him. When I decided he had been shown what was up I slowed right down and let him pass. As. I got to the next roundabout he had pulled over and he.was waving his fists about like some kind of big man so I pulled over and jumped out the car. The big man papped himself when I got out the car and almost snapped his driveshafts wheels spinning like crazy. What a bunch of tits these people are... Anyone else seem to get this kind of thing while your out and about ????

All the time, the roads are full of muppets lately

Well I have found some flamer kits on eBay so all I need now is someone to make me a sticker that says. WARNING tailgators will be BURNED... lol..

I had this a few weeks ago when a bloke in a white van thought it clever to get write up my back end blasting his horn for about a mile weaving side to side like a lunatic while my wife and daughter were in the car, bet he did'nt think he was clever when at the next set of lights being on red i got out and gave him a couple of slaps. He'll think twice before doing it to some one else i bet.

This has thread has cheered me up!!.... I was well and truly fizzing last night.... but at least I now know that I am not alone.

At the minute, having sold the scooby, am now driving a totally normal/crap car. Whilst overtaking various vehicles on my way home from work... Some complete plank thought that because he wanted passed me he would flash his lights and sound his horn to try and get me to move over...... did I move over? Never.... I slowed down and drove for a mile along side the lorry I was overtaking at 40 mph (50 zone)... What an absolute bell !!!

He did eventually undertake me while pressing the horn, various hand gestures were exchanged, followed by my high beams for as long that would annoy him.

I never had any real bother in the scooby, more like people moving out the way on motorways expecting me to be doing 150mph??!

On a happier note,, if anyone knows the steering wheel warrior, that was driving a Audi TT and was stupid enough to drive like that behind me.....PM me.. I'll happily forward my Home/Work address and we can sort it out like two men. Muppet!

Sorry for the rant
Need to get back in a Subaru

Yer was just saying this the other day jst because we drive a scooby everyone wants to prove themselves so they can go home and tell there boyfriends i beat a scooby today in my i.3 car dream on kiddies,

Ha. Everyone wants to beat a scooby, flamed kit next on my list to....

Must be a south of the Tyne thing... We're all nice on the north side!!

discodaz wrote:

Must be a south of the Tyne thing... We're all nice on the north side!!

I get the opposite North of the Tyne Daz - when I pull up normally behind any car in my Scooby, they must think they are going to get terminated because they race off as fast as they can go.....no matter what heap of crap they are driving!!!!

Was only joking,I get it nearly on a daily basis! Vans,cars you name it! Don't get and bother in the qashqui and very few in the van

discodaz wrote:

Was only joking,I get it nearly on a daily basis! Vans,cars you name it! Don't get and bother in the qashqui and very few in the van

I knew you were joking mate I meant the opposite to them driving up my backside!

The funny thing is I bite every time no matter what it is,your right though anything worth while you always have the little ones in the car!!

Can't help myself most of the time either mate! Too true about having the kids in the car when it's worth it!! Do you know what the plans are for convoy down to NBO? Is everyone meeting up at Birtley Service station first? Going down myself but I don't know anybody except you!!!

There is only me,you and Martin (j555hks) defo going from overe here,2members from
dinnington and 1 from gosforth But Don't think they have put there names down,not seen anything posted to meeting places as yet

Keith put 8am at Durham services but not set in stone yet

anchors for the tailgaters!. £1500 prize for every tit with slow reactions! Boils ma piss! Nowt better than watching someone lock up and drop there bait!

Drop a handful of pennies out of the window.

They back right off......

saving for a rebuild, honest id love to ha ha

I would prefer the fire method than throwing money away lol..