New parts but I cocked up!

The Mrs went off to Barnsley to see her family last week so I thought I'd treat myself, several hundred quid later a new part arrived for the Impreza in my quest for the 400 Bhp mark.

Delivery sorted for when she's away.
Box taken to the skip.
Said item hidden until I can fit it.
Emails deleted.
Forgot about the Paypal purchase history.

Am I in the dog house? Oh yeah!!! Well in the shit I am........ Just wait until the new turbo arrives... .

Ha ha.. I have been buying stuff every week for the past month without the wife knowing the true prices.. she thinks I have spent about £60 when in actual fact its more like £600. What's the secret to my success I hear you ask.. Cash collections my friend paypal is dangerous lmfao...

Just buy her a little treat and it's fine, worked for me. I bought my banger and all the mods in a few short weeks,

In return i bought her a pug dog so she'll be passified for the time year or so and passifying the the subaru spenind,

Yea little treats get you out of the dog house too. I had no choice about telling her how much getting all the bits fitted and mapped for was going to cost so I told her just after I handed her a nice shiny iPhone 4s lol..

Almost a smoooth over, takes the real pain away,

FPMSL a get loads ov u lot at my garage who say dont tell wor lass

a even hide parts for certian members u no who you are

am glad my lass just lets me get on with it


she looks at it like= it costs my nowt labour

then she said why dont you build a car t drag race against drew and grady ??

my reply= a havent got 25k t spend

Lol I've just been layed in bed ;0) talking about my oil burning block and my options........she listens says her bit.....don't forget about my 40th oh the holiday nxt year and getting your feet back on the ground work wise and lee you can do pretty much wot you want, so when I said ok am hoping to build a 600bhp block to be on the safe side she freaks!!! You don't need that sort of power why do you need that lol to be safe! 600bhp haha got to lOve women......smoothed her over ok then just a engine refresh it is ;0) yeh right :-p

She's started to calm down a bit now. I reminded her how much she enjoys driving it too and how much 400 would be better than now.

She still says I'm a devious c**t because I promised her no tuning on this one.

The shite women believe.....................

Im lucky my other half just lets me get on with it. Think ive converted her as shes buying my pistons for xmas and since getting her mini ive had to sticker the and wings up tint the windows and have deano do rear lol. She plans for lowering it and a decent exhaust haha

Just do what my Brother does, say everything is £50 and dont mention what the part it or if you do..... LIE.