Posts : 3926 Join date : 2011-10-13 Age : 48 Location : its better to burn out than to fade away....
Subject: do you know what today is?? Thu 14 Mar - 19:51
natski
Posts : 3898 Join date : 2012-02-22 Age : 44 Location : Smog city
Subject: Re: do you know what today is?? Thu 14 Mar - 19:55
No steak or BJ for me I'm at bloody work 18-06 ahh well.. That's just an ordinary day for me anyway (I wish lol)
Hutchy1979
Posts : 700 Join date : 2012-07-05 Age : 44 Location : Sunny aycliffe
Subject: Re: do you know what today is?? Thu 14 Mar - 19:57
I had to miss the steak out
Michael
Posts : 260 Join date : 2010-09-28 Age : 41 Location : South Shields
Subject: Re: do you know what today is?? Thu 14 Mar - 20:11
I had a curry and I'm letting her have the TV tonight. I'm trying for the BJ!! Lol
anthmac
Posts : 1194 Join date : 2011-01-11 Age : 55 Location : Darlo
Subject: Re: do you know what today is?? Thu 14 Mar - 20:24
lamb chops for me, and fingers crossed
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: do you know what today is?? Thu 14 Mar - 20:43
What's a BJ again?.....(married 16 years)
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: do you know what today is?? Thu 14 Mar - 20:45
I heard a rumour that B&Q have sold out of industrial files .. apparently there's been a huge increase in women filing their teeth into nice fine points
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Michael
Posts : 260 Join date : 2010-09-28 Age : 41 Location : South Shields
Subject: Re: do you know what today is?? Thu 14 Mar - 20:46
It's what you get off your girlfriend when your wife's not around.
Hope my wife doesn't read this!!
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: do you know what today is?? Thu 14 Mar - 20:51
oh you are so dead if she does .. whats it worth not to find her and tell her
natski
Posts : 3898 Join date : 2012-02-22 Age : 44 Location : Smog city
Subject: Re: do you know what today is?? Thu 14 Mar - 20:58
I will stick it in the wife's mouth when I get in from work cos she will be asleep. Hopefully she won't bite it off
Michael
Posts : 260 Join date : 2010-09-28 Age : 41 Location : South Shields
Subject: Re: do you know what today is?? Thu 14 Mar - 20:59
She just saw... And she's not happy and I'm not getting one
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: do you know what today is?? Thu 14 Mar - 21:00
Michael wrote:
She just saw... And she's not happy and I'm not getting one
Well at least the girlfriend hasn't seen it
Jonny Gav Admin
Posts : 6837 Join date : 2010-03-12 Age : 53 Location : Durham
Subject: Re: do you know what today is?? Thu 14 Mar - 21:06
anthmac wrote:
lamb chops for me, and fingers crossed
Who are you planning on sucking off like Anth
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: do you know what today is?? Thu 14 Mar - 21:10
Michael wrote:
She just saw... And she's not happy and I'm not getting one
pmsl you sound like a naughty schoolboy
rob17c
Posts : 239 Join date : 2010-03-13 Location : Northumberland by the sea.
Subject: Re: do you know what today is?? Thu 14 Mar - 21:17
Mrs C went to Egypt so I'll have to wait until next year. She's looking forward to Chicken and a Lickin day.
baldy
Posts : 5677 Join date : 2010-03-16 Age : 53 Location : Just resting my finger in this hair trigger.....
Subject: Re: do you know what today is?? Fri 15 Mar - 0:25
I had to make do with a sandwich and 5 knuckle shuffle again
anthmac
Posts : 1194 Join date : 2011-01-11 Age : 55 Location : Darlo
Subject: Re: do you know what today is?? Fri 15 Mar - 16:14