Epic FAIL!!!!!

Well decided to change my oil on my own today.Bought the oil,filter,and squash washer.Parked the car up let her cool a bit and got a drip tray.undone the filer cap to vent and steadily unscrewed filter and out came the oil then stopped.Hmmm i thought wheres me oil,"is that why my gauges are going loopy" me thinks no oil in engine.Strange every week i check me dipstick and i have a reading."OH BOLLOCKS i ruined me engine" im thinking.Right quick call to Drew to tax his brain."Drew help me out bud is it possible to loose all your engine oil and not know."Have you took the SUMP PLUG out yet Mal...." OH dear what a pillock i felt completely, got sidetracked with brain fade.....

Have you posted before he gets chance to ?

Well done for admitting such brain fade moment you'll never do it again!

One of those Homer Simpson moments DOH!!!

hehe
not as bad as what i ever heared
was at a mates garage and some turkisch guy walkes in and askes for an oil change
my mate asked me if i could do it for him qous he had no time
i opened the bonnet and the guys says to me: look turbo
i look at him didn't know what to say
it was his WIPERMOTOR!!!!
had to struggle not to laugh in his face..
the guy was convinced that was his turbo....
then i opend the bonnet of the scoob and showed him what a turbo was and then he tought the intercooler was the airco on my car.....
that was to much and i started laughing

Very funny

Weasel 555 wrote:

Thats exactly how i looked just with a mobile stuck to me ear,and oill hands....