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PostSubject: Groom's speech   Groom's speech EmptySun 24 Mar - 17:37

Well 4 days to go til me and mrs Discodaz tie the knot!! Am getting cracking with my speech and have no idea where to start!! affraid anyone got any ideas??
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PostSubject: Re: Groom's speech   Groom's speech EmptySun 24 Mar - 17:43

Just stand up and pretend to feint bud LoL Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Groom's speech   Groom's speech EmptySun 24 Mar - 17:46

Was thinking along the lines of I borrowed nat's car and the clutch went that's why I did not make it lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Groom's speech   Groom's speech EmptySun 24 Mar - 17:48

Im tempted to rite summit but ya maybe offended lol
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PostSubject: Re: Groom's speech   Groom's speech EmptySun 24 Mar - 17:50

Can't help ya there daz as still thinking ov wot am going to say lk think think
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PostSubject: Re: Groom's speech   Groom's speech EmptySun 24 Mar - 17:51

Not bothered about my speech it's Craig the best man I wanna be worried about!!
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PostSubject: Re: Groom's speech   Groom's speech EmptySun 24 Mar - 17:56

I them are the ones to worrie about mate
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PostSubject: Re: Groom's speech   Groom's speech EmptySun 24 Mar - 18:00

4 Days Shocked

4.5 month till I get married and I was thinking of starting next week...... Looks like I've got plenty of time then!

Preoccupied trying to hunt down my wedding planner at the minute..... Paid her £600 12 month ago, for deposits etc which she then didn't bother paying and then fooked off with everyones money Evil or Very Mad

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PostSubject: Re: Groom's speech   Groom's speech EmptySun 24 Mar - 18:00

Some scary shit happened in 15 years of djing together lol
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PostSubject: Re: Groom's speech   Groom's speech EmptySun 24 Mar - 18:02

Well I am not far off £10k to be stressed out to hell!! Think I have done well!!
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PostSubject: Re: Groom's speech   Groom's speech EmptySun 24 Mar - 18:47


ive got a great line for you mate but only if your guest will have a sense of humour and the brides father can take a joke. heard it at a mates wedding do and i was in stitches.

its goes something like this

well today has been an emotional day the bridesmaids are looking loverly, and id like to thank everyone for coming especialy ( insert father in laws name here) (and brides age here) if this makes any sense

wrote one out for it to hopefully make sense for you mate

well today has been an emotional day the bridesmaids are looking loverly, and id like to thank everyone for coming especially craig 37 years ago


just one i remembered and always will it made everyone laugh

good luck mate and all the best for the future
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PostSubject: Re: Groom's speech   Groom's speech EmptySun 24 Mar - 18:58

Ha! Love it!! Her dad is dangerous when It comes to a sense of humour!! He put loads of porn vids on the floor when I first met him to wind me up and he tells everyone he stopped bathing them when they were 16 years old lol (he has 2 daughters!!) lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Groom's speech   Groom's speech EmptySun 24 Mar - 19:01

haha he will love that then bud

2 daughters youve got one what about the other lol
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PostSubject: Re: Groom's speech   Groom's speech EmptySun 24 Mar - 19:02

She is the opp of wor lass,boring as hell
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PostSubject: Re: Groom's speech   Groom's speech EmptySun 24 Mar - 19:04

ah well bud nae good
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PostSubject: Re: Groom's speech   Groom's speech EmptySun 24 Mar - 20:22

How about, You took the house and car and all the money. I am your toy boy you think im fooking funny. When the shag to me was due you seemed to come on out of the blue, it reminds me of youuuu. I miss your pubic hairs when your legs parted, that little sound you made when your fanny f.....d.


Remembered from a chubby brown dvd from few years back lol

Not to some peoples taste lik
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PostSubject: Re: Groom's speech   Groom's speech EmptySun 24 Mar - 20:36

That will work.....in court if we ever split up!!! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Groom's speech   Groom's speech EmptySun 24 Mar - 20:37

Get it printed out lol
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PostSubject: Re: Groom's speech   Groom's speech EmptySun 24 Mar - 22:37

discodaz wrote:
Was thinking along the lines of I borrowed nat's car and the clutch went that's why I did not make it lol!

Daz there's at least 6 months left of clinging on for dear life left on that bad boy
Think your going to need another plan buddy Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Groom's speech   Groom's speech EmptySun 24 Mar - 22:57

Your right mate,do you remember danger mouse??? You look like the mole who is trying to squeeze one out!!
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PostSubject: Re: Groom's speech   Groom's speech EmptySun 24 Mar - 23:36

Do wot i did get absolutely smashed then slur your words a bit. ...Thanks for coming im off to the bar......worked a treat. .
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