Old skoda jokes!

When I was a young boy skoda was a Russian manufacturer and had some damn funny jokes attached to it.

Why do skodas have heated rear windows?

To keep your hands warm when you are pushing them!

What do you call a skoda convertable?

A skip!

Obviously after VW took them over they have changed somewhat.

Anyone got any more?

Remember the early skoda Rapid & Estelle (lol) being rear engined and people putting Alfa twin cam engines in them.

How do you get a Skoda to go faster?

Get 2 people to push instead of 1

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I like number 8

What do you call a Skoda with twin exhausts?

A Wheelbarrow

Classic Mario   

Also remember the boxy lada riva getting the same type of stick!

How could you recognise a skoda sport??
there is a tennis ball on the tow hitch   

My mates dad had one when we where at school . We where about 13 at time .He use to live at the other end of town and hsd to be dropped off at school in it . He was that embaresed to be droped off in it . He use to hide on the back seat with a blanket over him so no one could see him lol . The car was old as . And it was hirible brown/green colour . He loved it when hes dad upgraded to a montego turbo

My mate at work once owned a skoda , had it 17 years . Three on the road 14 as a hen house   

I know skoda's have a bad rep and would never have one but.....Didn't skoda get the under 1300cc trophy in the RAC rally GB for 17 years running lol?

What's the difference between a Skoda and a Jehovah's Witness?
You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness.

Why do skodas have a rear wash wipe?
To remove the flies that crash into them.

Whats the difference between a Skoda and a tampon?
The Tampon comes with its own tow rope!

How do you overtake a Skoda ? :Run




What do you call a Skoda at the the top of a hill ?
A miracle.












 

What is the difference between being inside Katy Price's bra and being caught inside a Skoda?
You feel a bigger tit in a Skoda !

Estelle -



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I had this in work last year, new plug, points, rotor arm, dizzy cap, timing set up the lot..

I can't joke about Skoda, I work on them so I see the same sh...... Day in, day out!!