just had to go all grand theft auto...

Me and the wife just been driving back from south shields halfords along commercial road, blue mondeo comes behind me swerving left n right. turn right on roundabout and the Twit is pushing me over. so i give it a bit more throttle and pull in to the left two cars ahead. He catches up on next roundabout right on my bumper.
i pull away (not full throttle prob about 4k) and get 4 cars ahead.  as some of you will know on the dual carriageway the lanes go into one lane. This prick comes up on my left over chevrons gets slighlty ahead and swerves hard right making me skid.
unfortunatley this is when i lost me rag...full throttle onto left lane undertaking him and stupid speed to whitemare pool round about.
Yea im a dick but this was a 70 yr ish man in a blue 1.8 mondeo estate trying to kill me. he definatley was an arse cos he was pushing cars out of the way when i was looking in my rear mirror.
sorry i let the subaru group down but thats the first time ive used the car in anger. the other option was to follow him him and Twit him. which you shouldnt do
GGRRRRRR

saying that....10 years ago in my sierra, someone on the new road pulled over into my lane making me swerve onto the pavement and slid along the fence (didnt care about the car tbh!) although he was surprised when i hand brake turned, caught up with him in his people carrier, started ramming him, followed him to his house where he ran inside so i powerslide across his garden. that is also wrong!

carmageddon! epic! lol

yes best thing to do is deep breathe and let the twits kill themselves as they shoot past....well in a 1.8 crawl past....

fk nose wot colour ya typing in gary but ya can see or read it

Worst "I got owned by a 70 year old in a 1.8 Mondeo" thread ever

its these times when its good to have a hand full of nuts and bolts in the door pocket, get in front and wind down the window, you can guess where this is going lol.

I once many years ago had a guy run me off the road, I chased him down and forced him to stop, stupid plank left his window open as I walked up to his car, I reached in, grabbed his keys and thrw them in the near by corn field, calmly turned around and walked back to my car and drove off. Again this kind of behaviour is not good.

It my I phone I click symbol and come up black lol I know should use a pc

pmsl!  well i said he was 70 ish!  
maybe his viagra was kicking in!

mario i was saying exactly the same thing to the missus..shame there wasnt a can of coke in the car

again boys and gals, dont do it!