and another found on the egay

P1 bodykit???????? RUNNING 410BHP


http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SUBARU-IMPREZA-TURBO-/250876202148?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a69630ca4

Oh dear

410bhp on standard intercooler ,turbo and injectors ahhh

who the hell builds these things??? i think the owners must be full of narcs and must give the car to there 17year olds to modify. chav-tastic 1999 era that one!!!!

More money than sense......or taste for that matter.

Dean ya must have nowt else to do but search egay for shite all nite lol lol

does deano ever sleep?????????????????????? :-)

only upside down in the rafters, but not for very long

P1 bodykit? More like someone went wild with the paper mâché! Superflydan?

Engine Mountains?

Think someone saw this kid coming with those prices! Even Halfrauds wouldnt charge that much

Mesh has a small hole? No shit sherlock, should have quite a few (jk)

No tax or MOT, in other words no one can test drive it and see it for the true disappointment it is. Saying that, would have to be a fool to be seen driving it anyways.

Wtf?

Bet Hardy could have some fun with curbs with that front splitter though

drew wrote:

Dean ya must have nowt else to do but search egay for shite all nite lol lol

its called having kids mate im in bed by 10 at the latest and up at 5 every day ..

From the advert.

Needs to be re-written to include the whole fooking car..............

BAD BITS!

•NO TAX OR MOT, IF I GET THE BUY IT NOW PRICE I WILL MOT THE CAR MYSELF BEFORE COLLECTION.
•SPOILER NEEDS SOME TLC
•MESH HAS A SMALL HOLE IN

I think his private reg plate sums it up nicely L42 DUMB

[quote="phil555"]From the advert.

Needs to be re-written to include the whole fooking car..............

BAD BITS!

•NO TAX OR MOT, IF I GET THE BUY IT NOW PRICE I WILL MOT THE CAR MYSELF BEFORE COLLECTION.
•SPOILER NEEDS SOME TLC
•MESH HAS A SMALL HOLE IN
:BODYKIT MADE FROM OLD NEWSPAPERS
:MY REAL NAME IS STEVIE WONDER
:410BHP "PROVEN" I RACED A 409BHP EVO AND BEAT HIM WHEN I WAS DOING 50MPH AND HE WAS DOING 49MPH


what i find funny is one of the first lines "THIS IS A PROJECT THAT IS NOW FINISHED"

:>:S: :>:S: :>:S:

got a return email from this guy regarding 410bhp.. LMFAO

it has a td08 thats right TD08 turbo
2500cc cosworth injectors
k@n filter
cosworth bottom end
aftermarket dump valve
and his mate had a 380bhp on and his feels quicker
all on standard intercooler

why do people do these things?? 410bhp dont think so

because "they were told" "there mates is running" "it feels faster"

this his list of modifications and my opinion on them!

P1 BODYKIT £2000 - no it isn't its a nasty bodge filled monstrosity.
FULL RE-SPRAY £1500 - robbed if it was 1500 quid, but then again that bodge would have taken some rubbing down.
TWIN HEADLIGHT CONVERSION £300 - they are the cheap and nasty ebay ones so he has been ripped off
WHEELS AND TYRES £2000 - in your dreams mate.
FULL STAINLESS FROM THE TURBO BACK £650 - must be a milltek then, but I doubt it
STI BREAKS AND DISCS £350 - is that coffee breaks or dinner breaks?
NEW WATERPUMP £250 ripped - off if it was!
POWER STEERING PUMP £300 - again had his eyeballs out, should be £50 max.
HIGH LIFT CAMS - clearly made that up
FULL ENGINE REBUILD £2000 - maybe but again I bet it has one of Phil's tyne dredged engines in!
RUNNING 410BHP - total bullshit, never in buffalo's bollock.
BOOST CONTROLLER - all turbos have one so I would hope so.
BOOST GAGE - is this apposed to boost puke?
CAT1 IMMOBILISER - doubt it
REMOTE START - doubt it
NEW CAMBELT - doubt it unless it got dredged out at the same time as the engine did.
NEW ENGINE MOUNTAINS - I was unaware engines had mountain's, hope he fit the best....Everest!
BIG END BEARING - just the one then eh! maybe Dougie built it.
LOW MILEAGE 69,000 - no I am sorry, 69 thousand miles is quite a lot, well I wouldn't like to walk it!

why are these people allowed to breed?

Jonny Gav wrote:

this his list of modifications and my opinion on them!

P1 BODYKIT £2000 - no it isn't its a nasty bodge filled monstrosity.
FULL RE-SPRAY £1500 - robbed if it was 1500 quid, but then again that bodge would have taken some rubbing down.
TWIN HEADLIGHT CONVERSION £300 - they are the cheap and nasty ebay ones so he has been ripped off
WHEELS AND TYRES £2000 - in your dreams mate.
FULL STAINLESS FROM THE TURBO BACK £650 - must be a milltek then, but I doubt it
STI BREAKS AND DISCS £350 - is that coffee breaks or dinner breaks?
NEW WATERPUMP £250 ripped - off if it was!
POWER STEERING PUMP £300 - again had his eyeballs out, should be £50 max.
HIGH LIFT CAMS - clearly made that up
FULL ENGINE REBUILD £2000 - maybe but again I bet it has one of Phil's tyne dredged engines in!
RUNNING 410BHP - total bullshit, never in buffalo's bollock.
BOOST CONTROLLER - all turbos have one so I would hope so.
BOOST GAGE - is this apposed to boost puke?
CAT1 IMMOBILISER - doubt it
REMOTE START - doubt it
NEW CAMBELT - doubt it unless it got dredged out at the same time as the engine did.
NEW ENGINE MOUNTAINS - I was unaware engines had mountain's, hope he fit the best....Everest!
BIG END BEARING - just the one then eh! maybe Dougie built it.
LOW MILEAGE 69,000 - no I am sorry, 69 thousand miles is quite a lot, well I wouldn't like to walk it!

why are these people allowed to breed?

where are these people getting there cars modified and built id refuse that work if i had me own bodyshop ohh and i asked him what ecu it wasjunning he told me it was a good one a v9 ??????????????/ standard ecu me thinks WTF :>:S: :>:S:

lol at one of my engines. its clean now

FPMSL

well said jonny

and philscooby ne one even mentioned your name ???

just cos he said phil what makes you think he meant you ??

FINN wrote:

FPMSL

well said jonny

and philscooby ne one even mentioned your name ???

just cos he said phil what makes you think he meant you ??

GUILTY CONSCIENCE MATE