There's a journalist who writes a column for the Guardian newspaper called "Dick Vinegar" - and for those of you who don't know what that also refers to try looking it up on-line in the Urban Dictionary
I also deal with a guy at BT called "Alun Dikshit" - Obviously when I call up I just ask for Alun as I can't help pmsl - how immature!!!
Last but not least I also have to deal with a guy called "Santos Shitole" - I am not quite sure how he pronounces his surname but needless to say it gives us children a good old rib-tickle!